I can’t wait for the day that I can be known as the author formerly known as Future Former Fatty. I have thought about this a lot. When I get to my goal weight then I will become Linda Misleh Wagner, Former Fatty not Future Former Fatty.
I might even have a symbol like the pop star, Prince. My symbol will be a stick figure with big boobs. Can you see it?
I will wear fabulous clothes that show off my new hot body. People will have trouble guessing my age because I will move like a young woman. They will be shocked, and I will have so much fun keeping them guessing.
Every morning I will look in the mirror and preen. A smile that lights up a room will be plastered on my face because I will feel in control of my health and in control of my life.
All the things I have always wanted to do but couldn’t when I was a future former fatty I will do with ease as a former fatty. I will live an active, sexy, energetic life. Young people will be amazed that I can keep up with them. Old people will wish they knew the secret to my fountain of youth.
The secret, they ask? Lose weight! Exercise! Move! Move! Move! “I will wait for you. Tell me that you want me, too!” sings Prince, except I will wait for no one because I will be the one yelling at you (out of love of course) “Keep up! You can do it!”
Big smart-ass words coming from the likes of me who has yet to prove herself. But I will! I am determined that two thousand fourteen will be my year. You can do it, too. We’ll do it together. Only one thing…get your own dog-gone symbol. The stick figure with big boobs is mine!
Until we meet again, this is Linda Misleh Wagner, Future author formerly known as Former Fatty.